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Brightest Minds NASA Has Ever Assembled Working On Something Called A "3-D Pizza Printer"

3D Pizza

By Dave Kornfeld May 22, 2013

Highly qualified NASA engineers who have spent years studying in the incredibly complex field of rocket science are currently putting their training to good use by developing a 3D pizza printer, the Washington Post reports.read more

Greek Yogurt

Greek Yogurt May Destroy The Environment As Badly As Greek Economic Policies Destroyed Greece

By Damien Fahey
May 22, 2013


Millions of pounds of yearly "acid whey" buildup — a byproduct of manufacturing Greek Yogurt — could soon wreak havoc on the planet in much the same way the Greek people have done their financial system, according to an article published today in Modern Farmer.read more

Immigration Passes

Immigration Reform Moves To Second Half Of Schoolhouse Rock's "I'm Just A Bill"

By Johnny McNulty
May 22, 2013


The bipartisan “gang of eight” immigration reform bill passed the Senate Judiciary Committee Tuesday, clearing the first few verses of School House Rock’s “I’m Just a Bill” and sparing it an untimely death, like most bills sulking outside the committee room doors.read more

Boldly Going

Star Trek

Guy Responsible For 'LOST' Finale Apologizes For 'Star Trek' Underwear Scene That At Least Takes Place In Correct Time Sequence

By Chase Mitchell
May 22, 2013

Damon Lindelof, the co-creator of LOST and writer of the new film 'Star Trek Into Darkness,' apologized in a tweet Monday for what viewers saw as a totally unnecessary scene in which the character played by Alice Eve randomly poses in her underwear while changing into a torpedo-disarming outfit — a scene which, in comparison to the penultimate episode of LOST, at least occurs in a forward-moving plot by characters who are still unambiguously alive.read more

Pimp My Finger

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Jesse James Accidentally Customizes His Hand To Have Just Four Fingers

By Johnny McNulty
May 22, 2013

Made-to-order motorcycle fabricator Jesse James gave his hand a custom stripped-down look Monday, accidentally cuting off his fingertip after his glove got caught in a saw in his Austin machine shop.read more

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  • 521weiner?>

    After Conducting Polls, Hinting At It, Hiring Campaign Staff, Saying He'll Run, Anthony Weiner To Run For NYC Mayor

    By Dave Kornfeld May 22, 2013 | 11:13 am
  • Facebook Teens?>

    Teens Moving From Facebook To Twitter Until Parents Ruin That Too

    By Gloria Fallon May 22, 2013 | 11:42 am
  • 521cats?>

    Reddit Helping Oklahoma Tornado Victims Find Pets Of The Non-LOL Variety

    By Jason Mustian May 22, 2013 | 10:02 am
  • Florida Python?>

    Florida Biologist Wrestles With, Decapitates 18-Foot Python In The Name Of Science

    By Gist Staff May 21, 2013 | 4:32 pm
  • 521xbox?>

    Microsoft Unveils Next-Generation Way For 8th Graders To Hurl Homophobic Slurs At You

    By Chase Mitchell May 21, 2013 | 2:33 pm
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