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3D Pizza

By Dave Kornfeld May 22, 2013

Highly qualified NASA engineers who have spent years studying in the incredibly complex field of rocket science are currently putting their training to good use by developing a 3D pizza printer, the Washington Post reports.read more

Greek Yogurt

Greek Yogurt May Destroy The Environment As Badly As Greek Economic Policies Destroyed Greece

By Damien Fahey
May 22, 2013

Millions of pounds of yearly "acid whey" buildup — a byproduct of manufacturing Greek Yogurt — could soon wreak havoc on the planet in much the same way the Greek people have done their financial system, according to an article published today in Modern Farmer.read more

Immigration Passes

Immigration Reform Moves To Second Half Of Schoolhouse Rock's "I'm Just A Bill"

By Johnny McNulty
May 22, 2013

The bipartisan “gang of eight” immigration reform bill passed the Senate Judiciary Committee Tuesday, clearing the first few verses of School House Rock’s “I’m Just a Bill” and sparing it an untimely death, like most bills sulking outside the committee room doors.read more

Boldly Going

Guy Responsible For 'LOST' Finale Apologizes For 'Star Trek' Underwear Scene That At Least Takes Place In Correct Time Sequence

By Chase Mitchell
May 22, 2013

Damon Lindelof, the co-creator of LOST and writer of the new film 'Star Trek Into Darkness,' apologized in a tweet Monday for what viewers saw as a totally unnecessary scene in which the character played by Alice Eve randomly poses in her underwear while changing into a torpedo-disarming outfit — a scene which, in comparison to the penultimate episode of LOST, at least occurs in a forward-moving plot by characters who are still unambiguously alive.read more

Pimp My Finger

Jesse James Accidentally Customizes His Hand To Have Just Four Fingers