Auto Mechanic Can't Even Take a Break to Masturbate in the Back of A Customer's Car Without Getting Hassled
(THE GIST) — What does a hard-working mechanic have to do to get a little “me-time” in the back of a customer’s car without someone calling the cops to bother him and demand that he put his genitals away? Mark A. Rice of Hooksett, N.H wants to know.
The 44-year-old Ford technician was arrested Thursday after going on break from what’s surely a demanding job, walking six whole cars away from the front of the business, and letting off some steam by masturbating in the backseat of a Hyundai Sonata that belonged to a customer.
Rice was later released by Salem Police on $500 cash bail, once and for all proving that no matter how hard he tries, the working man just won't ever get ahead.